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<b>[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

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Hey, gods.
It's Devi Vishwakumar,

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your favorite Hindu girl
in the San Fernando Valley.

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What's a-poppin'?

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It's the first day of school,
and I thought we should have a check in.

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I think we can all agree
that last year sucked

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for a number of reasons.

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So I thought of a few ways
you guys can make it up to me.

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One: I'd like to be invited to a party
with alcohol and hard drugs.

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I'm not gonna do them.
I'd just like the opportunity to say:

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"No cocaine for me, thanks. I'm good."

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Two: I'd love for my arm hair to thin out.

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I know it's an Indian thing,

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but my forearms look like
the frigging floor of a barber shop.

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And lastly, most importantly,

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I'd <i>really, really</i> like a boyfriend,

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but not some nerd
from one of AP classes.

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Like a guy from a sports team.

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He can be dumb.
I don't care.

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I just want him to be a stone-cold hottie,
who could rock me all night long.

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Thanks for considering.
I love you guys.

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<b>NARRATOR:</b> <i>As she said,</i>
<i>this is Devi Vishwakumar.</i>

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<i>She's a 15-year-old Indian-American girl
from Sherman Oaks, California,</i>

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<i>and it's her first day of sophomore year.</i>

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<i>And I am legendary tennis player,
John McEnroe.</i>

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- <b>[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]</b>
- <b>[IN VIDEO]</b> <i>Point to Mr. McEnroe.</i>

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<b><font color=

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<b>McENROE:</b> <i>Wow, I look great there.</i>

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<i>Now, you may be asking yourself:</i>

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<i>why is sports icon John McEnroe
narrating this tale?</i>

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- Dammit!
<i>- It'll make sense later, I promise.</i>

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<i>Her story starts
when her parents, Nalini and Mohan,</i>

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<i>moved to the United States
in September 2001.</i>

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<i>Not a super chill time
to be a brown person in America.</i>

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<b><font color=

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<b>[DOOR SLAMS]</b>

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- <b>[GAME CHATTER ON TV]</b>
- Yes!

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<b>McENROE:</b><i> Devi worshipped her father.</i>

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<i>And while he and her mother stayed true
to their Indian roots...</i>

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No, no, no, thank you.
We are vegetarians.

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<i>...Devi was all-American.</i>

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<i>But shortly after this barbecue,</i>

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<i>things got complicated
for this little family.</i>

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<i>At Devi's spring orchestra concert,</i>

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<b>[COUGHING AND WHEEZING]</b>

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<i>Mohan had a heart attack.</i>

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<i>- </i><b>[NALINI YELLS]</b> Mohan!
- <b>[CROWD GASPS]</b>

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<b>NALINI:</b> Somebody call 9-1-1!

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<b>[STAMMERS]</b> Somebody call an ambulance.
An ambulance, please!

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- <b>[CROWD GASPS]</b>
- <b><font color=

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<b>McENROE:</b><i> He died.</i>

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- <b>[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]</b>
<i>- Devi was devastated,</i>

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<i>but things were about to get even worse.</i>

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<i>A week later...</i>

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<b>[BLOWS LOUDLY]</b>

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<i>Devi's legs stopped working.</i>

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<b>[MUMBLING]</b>

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<b>[GASPS]</b>

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<b><font color=

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<i>There was no medical reason why,
but they were definitely not working.</i>

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<i>And now, she was in a wheelchair.</i>

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Just because Devi is confined
to a wheelchair,

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does not make her any less human.

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As far as we know, it's not contagious.

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<b>McENROE:</b> <i>But she wouldn't have to</i>
<i>go through it alone.</i>

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<i>Her two best friends
took the situation in stride.</i>

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<i>Well, maybe not in stride,
but definitely in character.</i>

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One day, you will walk again.

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If not, I will build you legs.

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<i>This is Fabiola Torres,
captain of the high school robotics team.</i>

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<i>And this is Eleanor Wong,
president of the drama club.</i>

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This is worse than
if it were happening to me.

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In protest, I shan't use my legs either.

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- <b>[THUDS TO FLOOR]</b>
<i>- Aside from her friends,</i>

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<i>there was only one other person
who could raise her spirits...</i>

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<i>and also her heart rate.</i>

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<b>[MUSIC BUILDS]</b>

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<i>Paxton Hall-Yoshida,
the hottest guy at Sherman Oaks High.</i>

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<i>I know it's a little weird for me
to be saying that,</i>

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<i>but come on, look at this kid's jawline.</i>

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<b>[MUSIC CONTINUES]</b>

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<i>And as it turned out,</i>

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<i>three months
after Devi's paralysis set in,</i>

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<i>Paxton's chiseled face
actually worked a miracle.</i>

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<b><font color=
Give me a turn.

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<b>[SCREAMS WITH JOY]</b>

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<i>Just like that, she could walk again.</i>

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<i>So today, Devi returns to high school.</i>

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<i>Can she shed her old identity</i>

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<i>as the paralyzed Indian girl,</i>

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<i>whose dad dropped dead
at a school function?</i>

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<i>It's not likely.</i>

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<i>Those things are pretty unforgettable,</i>

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<i>but with working legs
comes a whole host of new possibilities.</i>

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<i>So go get 'em, Devi!</i>

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<b>["DANCING ON MY OWN" BY ROBYN PLAYING]</b>

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<i>♪ Oh... ♪</i>

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<b>NALINI:</b> Devi, are you still praying?
Our gods have other stuff to do, you know?

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I was about to ask for good grades.

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Now, grab your textbooks.
We need to go.

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<b>[NALINI GASPS]</b>
Devi,

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that textbook has been blessed.
If it touches the ground,

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I have to take it back to the priest.

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I don't have the time
to go to Rancho Cucamonga today.

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It's fine. I caught it.

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<b>[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

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Oh, Devi!

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I made you a lunch.

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<b>McENROE:</b><i> That's Devi's cousin, Kamala.</i>

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<i>She moved in after Mohan's passing</i>
<i>to complete her PhD at CalTech.</i>

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<i>Devi is not a fan.</i>

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I don't bring lunch on Tuesdays.
It's square pizza day.

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Devi, don't be rude
to your beautiful cousin.

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I'm not that beautiful.

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<b>[LOUD CRASH]</b>

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Sorry. Are you a model?

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Oh, thank you so much.

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No. I'm a biologist.

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I could never be a model.
I'm too curvaceous.

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I know this sounds crazy,
but would you want to get dinner?

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Hey, buddy, keep it moving.

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Take your broke-ass bike
and get out of here.

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<b>NALINI:</b> This can't keep happening.

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Our recycling bins
can't take much more of this.

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How long is Kamala gonna stay with us?

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As long as it takes for her
to finish her studies. Why?

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She's just so... Indian.

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Like, the other day,

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she said she was gonna open the TV
instead of turn on the TV.

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Devi, she's family.
She's bettering her life.

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You could actually learn a bit from her.

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I bet she doesn't let
her textbooks fall on the floor.

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<b>DEVI:</b> Oh, my God.
It never touched the ground!

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<b>[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

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<b><font color=
<i>for the first time,</i>

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<i>it was impossible not to notice</i>
<i>everybody staring at her.</i>

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<i>But it didn't matter,</i>
<i>because she had her squad.</i>

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Have you seen the nurse's new haircut?
I love it.

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<b>ELEANOR:</b> No, I have to check it out.

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Guys, sophomore year is gonna be our year.
I can feel it.

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Sophomore actually means
"wise fool" in Greek,

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so it can really go either way.

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Oh, my God.
I just realized

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that this is our last first day
of sophomore year we'll ever have.

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-I'm gonna cry.
- Right.

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This reminds me of a problem
I want to talk to you guys about.

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We're not cool.

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Uh, would a not cool person wear...
one dangly earring?

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Was that a choice, or did you lose
your earring on the bus?

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I didn't ride the bus.
I rollerbladed.

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Who says we're not cool?

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We're the only students who get to eat
in the teachers' lounge.

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Yeah, we can't do that anymore.

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We need to eat with kids our own age.

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Guys, don't you want
a better high-school experience?

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I mean, last year was
a freshmen shit-fest.

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Are you saying that
'cause of your mobility issue?

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What? No. Nobody even remembers that.

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'Sup, FDR?
<b>[LAUGHS]</b>

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Well, nobody will remember that
once we're cool.

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Which brings me to my plan.

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This year, we're rebranding.

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We are glamorous women of color,
who deserve a sexy high school life.

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Fabiola, you are naturally snatched,

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but you dress like a helpful Honda guy.

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What are you talking about?

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The janitor said I reminded him
of his nephew.

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Favorite nephew.

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Eleanor, could you chill out
on your spontaneous show tune singing?

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♪ <i>Not likely ♪</i>

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Well, if you refuse to change
your personalities,

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I guess we'll just move onto step two,
and get boyfriends.

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<b>[BOTH STAMMER]</b>
Boyfriends?

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I have chosen attainable,
yet status-enhancing people

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for each of us to date.

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Fabiola, you get Alex Gomez.

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- Ugh!
- <b>[LAUGHS]</b> Suck it, Gomez.

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I can't go out with Alex Gomez.
He's like a foot shorter than me.

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Yeah, but he has a hot face.

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You'll be like Zayn and Gigi.

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- Who are they?
- Zayn and Gigi.

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Are you out of your goddamn mind?
Forget it.

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Eleanor, you are gonna date Boris Kozlov.

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The Russian exchange student?

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<b><font color=

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He's eating an onion.

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Yeah. He's international and sexy.

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You could write a play about it.

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Hmm, intriguing.

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Who are you going for?

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Jonah Sharpe.

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Oh, my God, Tiffany.
Where did you get that top? I'm gagged.

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Uh... Jonah Sharpe is gay.

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But technically, he's not out yet,
and he's pretty popular,

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so I'll be his beard
until I can springboard off of him

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to a straight boyfriend.

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You know you sound
like a sociopath, right?

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Sociopaths get shit done, Fab.

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Now, go sit next to your marks,
and lock 'em down.

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<b>[NERVOUSLY]</b>
Hi.

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<b>[HESITANTLY]</b>
Hi.

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Hey, Jonah.
You smell great today.

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Thank you.
It's Forever by Mariah Carey.

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Oh.

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<b>McENROE:</b><i> This disgusted reaction</i>
<i>belongs to Ben Gross, Devi's nemesis.</i>

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<i>Because Devi and her friends
were an ethnically diverse group</i>

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<i>of academically-focused, um...</i>

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<i>I can't think of a better word
for "dorks."</i>

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<i>The rest of the school called them
the gently racist nickname, the UN.</i>

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<i>It was widely known
to have been created by Ben.</i>

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Do you know when you can't use your legs
for no medical reason,

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it's called psychosomatic?

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Which, my dad says, means fake.

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<i>Ben Gross's father, Howard,
whom he idolized,</i>

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<i>was a top entertainment attorney
in Beverly Hills.</i>

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<i>This allowed Ben Gross
to dine out for years</i>

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<i>on the fact that Blake Griffin
was at his Bar Mitzvah.</i>

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<i>And he and Devi had been vying
for the number one spot in the class</i>

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<i>every year since the first grade.</i>

220
00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,333
<i>You might call them
the John McEnroe and Jimmy Connors</i>

221
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,043
<i>of Sherman Oaks High School.</i>

222
00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:47,878
<i>Not to make this about me.</i>

223
00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,255
<b>[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]</b>

224
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:54,010
Good morning, you young, brilliant minds.

225
00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,053
Welcome to Facing History...

226
00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:58,306
<b><font color=
and Ourselves.

227
00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,641
This is not gonna be
your typical history class.

228
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:03,978
We are going to be unpacking
some very difficult subjects...

229
00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:06,522
like, uh... slavery,

230
00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:08,357
and the Holocaust.

231
00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,652
Think of this as a ride on a tour bus

232
00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:14,280
through some of the darkest moments
of our history.

233
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:18,659
<b>McENROE:</b><i> Just then, the high school gods</i>
<i>chose to smile down on Devi.</i>

234
00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:22,246
<b>[MUSIC BUILDS]</b>

235
00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:25,916
<i>Thanks to Paxton's extreme apathy
toward school,</i>

236
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:30,129
<i>he was forced to retake this class,
which he failed as a sophomore.</i>

237
00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:32,757
<i>Maybe this year was looking up after all.</i>

238
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,592
Damn.

239
00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:35,675
<b>[MUSIC STOPS]</b>

240
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:40,890
"Damn" is right, Devi.
This is some really heavy stuff.

241
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,434
Genocide is not 100.

242
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,937
And systemic racism is not litty.

243
00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:52,068
As we travel through all of humanity's
most horrific atrocities,

244
00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:53,944
I want you to feel shooketh.

245
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:55,780
<b><font color=

246
00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:57,447
Trust.

247
00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:58,908
<b>[TRASH CAN THUDS]</b>

248
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,284
<b>[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]</b>

249
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:04,455
<i>But even though she told her friends
that Jonah was the one she was after,</i>

250
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:08,292
<i>Paxton Hall-Yoshida
just seemed so much more,</i>

251
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,960
<i>I don't know... hot?</i>

252
00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:15,591
<b>[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

253
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,177
<b>TEACHER:</b> Devi, Ben.
Can you come back in here, please?

254
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:24,016
I am honored to have powerful voices
in my class,

255
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,435
but in the past,
the competition between the two of you

256
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:30,731
has not been... useful
to the learning environment of others.

257
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,943
<b>McENROE:</b><i> Devi has,</i>
<i>what you might consider, a short fuse,</i>

258
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,654
<i>and sometimes, she's a straight up psycho,</i>

259
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,406
<i>which I find pretty admirable.</i>

260
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:39,323
- <b>[SCREAMS]</b>
- <b>[SHATTERS]</b>

261
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,282
<b><font color=

262
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,577
So do you think you can
set aside your rivalry

263
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,579
for the good of the class?

264
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,373
Well, of course, Mister Shapiro.

265
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,791
A great idea, as always.

266
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,878
I agree. In fact, I liked your idea
even more than he did. <b>[CHUCKLES]</b>

267
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,631
<b>[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

268
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,715
Okay.

269
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,094
Man, David, watching you flirt with Jonah

270
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:02,680
was just about the saddest thing
I've ever seen,

271
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,515
and I saw my dad run over our cat.

272
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:05,683
You know he's gay, right?

273
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,476
Your cat? No, I didn't.

274
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,800
<b>[SARCASTICALLY]</b>
That's so cool.

275
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,105
Word of advice: just give up.

276
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,023
Plenty of amazing people
have died as virgins.

277
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,947
You and the rest of the UN
are in good company.

278
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,504
You know?
You shouldn't call us the UN.

279
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,696
- It's racist, and offensive, and--
- What?

280
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:20,823
Oh, like the United Nations?

281
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,951
No. We call you the UN,
because you are unfuckable nerds.

282
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,077
<b>[GASPS]</b>

283
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,161
<b><font color=

284
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:31,000
- <b>[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]</b>
- <b>[SIGHS]</b>

285
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,752
Can you believe he said that?

286
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:35,004
What do you think, Doctor Ryan?
Do you agree with him?

287
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:37,882
<b>McENROE:</b><i> This is Doctor Jamie Ryan,</i>
<i>a child psychologist</i>

288
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,759
<i>from Toluca Lake, California.</i>

289
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,343
<i>She's Devi's therapist,</i>

290
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,554
<i>and this morning,
the woman Devi is shouting at.</i>

291
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:48,392
Wait, you're asking me to tell you
if I think you're bangable?

292
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,978
- Yeah.
- Devi, I can't do that.

293
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:54,690
Ethically, legally, and most importantly,
it's creepy.

294
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,942
So you agree with Ben Gross
and the whole school

295
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,611
and think I'm a disgusting troll?

296
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:02,490
Hey, I am not going to tell you
I think you're sexy.

297
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,659
I will tell you that kid sucks,
and you should ignore him.

298
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,704
Doctor Ryan, you know how much trouble
I have taking the high road.

299
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,165
I do. Why don't you sit down?

300
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,376
So, you're back up on your feet.

301
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:16,170
That's gotta feel good.

302
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,506
Yeah. That part was good.

303
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,549
It was so nice not to be in a wheelchair,

304
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,135
but people were still staring at me.

305
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,679
They all think I was faking
being paralyzed.

306
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,139
Why would I fake that?

307
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,808
Because it's such a cool look

308
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,976
to have your cousin
help you onto the toilet?

309
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,856
Listen, I think I've got something
that could really help you.

310
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:39,026
Paxil, Lexapro, Xanax, Zoloft?
I'll try anything.

311
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,446
Whoa! Knock it off, wannabe pill popper.

312
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,114
It's a grief journal.

313
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,535
Sometimes, the pain we feel
is too hard to say out loud.

314
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,412
This way,
you don't actually have to say it.

315
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:54,458
And if this doesn't work,
you can always prescribe me some Klonopin.

316
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,167
Girl, bye.

317
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,712
<b>[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

318
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,589
Devi, how was your first day at school?

319
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,508
I'll be honest. It was mixed.

320
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,134
I got all the classes I wanted.

321
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:07,304
Prime locker location.
Ben Gross is still a dick.

322
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,083
Are we allowed to say "dick" now?

323
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,058
No one can say "dick" in this house.

324
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,144
Why do let that Ben Gross
rile you up so much? He's like 5'2".

325
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,772
Damn, Mom!
That was savage. Up top.

326
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,858
Ah, okay. I do not like high-fiving.
It's violent.

327
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,193
Can we please not do that again?

328
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,112
On a more civilized note,

329
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,739
I received some
very exciting information today.

330
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:29,577
Kamala, your parents
have found you a match...

331
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,660
for marriage.

332
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,037
They did?

333
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,623
Yes! His name is Prashant.
He's an engineer.

334
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,166
Isn't that fantastic?

335
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,794
<b>McENROE:</b><i> Kamala was expected</i>
<i>to have an arranged marriage</i>

336
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,838
<i>after she finished her studies abroad,</i>

337
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:44,133
<i>but she felt less than enthusiastic
about this idea.</i>

338
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,342
Oh, that's so wonderful.

339
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,429
A husband from India?
Someone I've never met before.

340
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,598
<b>[SARCASTICALLY]</b> Perfect stranger.
How exciting.

341
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:51,765
I know!

342
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,560
Finally, some good news for this family.

343
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,145
Yeah. That's frigging great.

344
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,647
Kamala does nothing
and gets a full husband in the mail.

345
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,228
Meanwhile, I'm trying to trick a gay guy
into going to Johnny Rockets with me.

346
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:05,091
You know what? I'm just too jealous
to eat with you right now.

347
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:06,654
Devi...

348
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:20,920
<b>[MALE VOICE]</b>
Devi.

349
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:24,131
<b>[ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

350
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,495
- <b>[MALE VOICE]</b> Devi, come here.
- <b>[CLAPPING IN BACKGROUND]</b>

351
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,470
<b>[MUSIC CONTINUES]</b>

352
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,764
- Dad?
- Come, come. Sit down.

353
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,140
I want to show you something.

354
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,439
This is John McEnroe.

355
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,067
He is my favorite player of all time.

356
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,444
<b><font color=

357
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,321
<i>I told you it would all make sense.</i>

358
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,115
He doesn't let anyone push him around.

359
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,202
Look at him,
giving it back to that umpire.

360
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,537
He's a firecracker... just like you.

361
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,330
<b>[SNIFFLES]</b>

362
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,207
<i>Kanna,</i> what is it?

363
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,252
Dad, am I ugly?

364
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,631
What nonsense.
I'm looking at you right now.

365
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,508
You're the most beautiful girl
in the world.

366
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:10,135
No. Kamala is beautiful,

367
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:13,389
and a boy at school
said that I was an un--

368
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,392
He said something mean to me.

369
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,603
This boy is clearly an idiot,
like this umpire.

370
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,147
Do you think John McEnroe
would let that umpire tell him

371
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,440
that he's not beautiful?

372
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,026
No. He would stand up for himself.

373
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,737
So I should beat up Ben Gross?

374
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,406
What? No, no, no.

375
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,950
You fight back
with your spirit, little one.

376
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,327
You stand up for yourself,
just like him.

377
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,540
<b>[OVER TV]</b> <i>Answer my question!</i>
<i>The question, jerk!</i>

378
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,378
Thanks, Dad. I'll try.

379
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,095
Wait. What are you doing here?

380
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,472
This is my living room.

381
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,392
<b>[STAMMERS]</b>
No, I mean, you died.

382
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,894
Oh, that? I'm better now.

383
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,731
<b>[CROWD CHEERING ON TV]</b>

384
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,482
<b>[GASPS]</b>

385
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,288
<b>[BOOK THUDS ONTO FLOOR]</b>

386
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:24,001
<b>McENROE:</b><i> So the next morning,</i>
<i>Devi took her dad's advice</i>

387
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:29,089
<i>and decided to fight back with her spirit,
AKA she would be serving a damn look.</i>

388
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,342
<i>Ben Gross better get ready
to eat his words.</i>

389
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,096
<b>[DRAMATIC UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

390
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:45,898
Woah, Devi, you look
like an Indian Kardashian.

391
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,484
Thanks, Fab, but I thought
we were dressing hot today.

392
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:51,904
This is my boys' medium polo
instead of my usual large.

393
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,239
- The janitor said--
- No. Just, no.

394
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,450
- Stop.
- <b>ELEANOR:</b> Well, I know I did a good job.

395
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,161
Get a load of sexy flapper girl.

396
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,747
<b><font color=
My grandmother died in this dress.

397
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,458
Okay. Let's just stick to the plan.

398
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,043
What's our goal for today?

399
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,622
- <b>BOTH:</b> To make conversation.
- Right.

400
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,837
We're talking to the boys.

401
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,299
I'm gonna ask Jonah to come over and watch
unreleased Ariana Grande footage.

402
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:15,719
Before you know it,
we'll all be boinking at prom. Okay.

403
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,263
Boyfriend, here I co--

404
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,347
<b>[THUDS INTO FLOOR]</b>

405
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,725
<b><font color=

406
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:23,601
<b>[NERVOUSLY]</b>
Hey, Jonah.

407
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,729
Ew, you're bleeding.

408
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,482
You're getting knee blood
on the chair. It's unsanitary.

409
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:29,399
You could have AIDS.

410
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,819
I thought no one would bang me.
How could I have AIDS?

411
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,153
Easy. Blood transfusion.

412
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,238
Or sharing needles.

413
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,721
<b>[SCOFFS]</b> You wish you were cool enough
for intravenous drugs.

414
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,076
Oh. Drugs are, like, cool now?
I didn't realize

415
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,479
you were a hillbilly tweaker.
I guess you're skinny enough.

416
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,455
Uh, I'm not skinny. I'm jacked.

417
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,999
Hmph, for now, until you morph
into your big fat dad.

418
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,083
Shut up. My dad's hot.

419
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,504
You've no idea what he's been through.
He has thyroid issues.

420
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,756
Enough! We talked about this yesterday.

421
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:58,637
How can we mend the conflict of our past
when the conflict of our present rages on?

422
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,056
- Boo.
- That doesn't mean anything.

423
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,392
Those responses were very hurtful.

424
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:04,969
Go to the principal's office.

425
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,561
<b><font color=

426
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:10,566
<b>PRINCIPAL:</b> Look who it is.
Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Idiot.

427
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,944
You will both report here after school
to do some unpaid labor in the office.

428
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,195
<b>BOTH:</b> Like an internship?

429
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,989
No. Like a punishment.

430
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:17,990
You're in trouble!

431
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,283
I can't.

432
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,966
I'm supposed to go cheer on
my girlfriend's field hockey practice.

433
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,537
You know, I support women.

434
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,664
Is that why, Mister Feminist?

435
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:28,333
Or is it to watch a bunch
of teenage boobs bounce around?

436
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,543
<b>[DEVI CHUCKLES]</b>

437
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:30,986
Field hockey is a beautiful sport.

438
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,212
Busted. You're a perv.

439
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,631
And what are you laughing at,
Erin Brockovich?

440
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,842
Is that a skirt or a headband?

441
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,468
You know, get your acts together,

442
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:42,181
or I will personally call all the Ivies
and tell them not to admit you.

443
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:46,185
Get ready to get your online degree
at StDoofusUniversity.com.

444
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,188
You're dismissed.

445
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,982
<b>["SO STRANGE" BY SUPERHUMANOIDS PLAYING]</b>

446
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,737
Your stupid heels are slowing us down.
Take them off.

447
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,198
Yeah, I'm sure you'd like to see
my bare feet, sicko.

448
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,281
Foot fetish much?

449
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,784
<i>♪ Always I ♪</i>

450
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,913
<i>♪ Drive so ♪</i>

451
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,750
<i>♪ To see ♪</i>

452
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,210
<i>♪ You ♪</i>

453
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,961
Oh, my God! Oliver Martinez?

454
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:14,755
Stop molesting my friend!

455
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,299
He's not molesting me.
He's caressing me.

456
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:18,674
He's my boyfriend.

457
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,969
Wait. You have a boyfriend?

458
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,638
We had to keep it a secret.

459
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,766
I mean, can you imagine the shock waves
it would send through drama club?

460
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,392
An actress dating tech crew?

461
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:28,810
<b><font color=

462
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,521
I just... I didn't want to upstage you

463
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,690
while you were trying to get
a boyfriend of your own.

464
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,817
I can't believe
you didn't tell me and Fabiola.

465
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:37,986
<b>[NERVOUSLY]</b>
Fabiola knows.

466
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,112
- <b>[GASPS]</b>
- <b>ME:</b> Wow.

467
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:42,282
I guess I was wrong when I said
no one would date anyone in the UN.

468
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,408
They just won't date you.

469
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,826
- Shut up, Ben!
- Ow.

470
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,119
I'm sorry. I just didn't know

471
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,163
how you would react
with your legs and everything.

472
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,539
I didn't want to upset you.

473
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,250
Me? Upset?

474
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,544
No. <i>You</i> should be upset
for your weird taste in men.

475
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,713
<b>[SARCASTICALLY]</b>
Me? I'm cool. Cool as ice.

476
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,673
Peace.

477
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:01,885
<b>[DEVI SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY]</b>

478
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,181
You guys saw her hit me, right?
You know, my dad's a lawyer.

479
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,265
<b>[SIGHS]</b>

480
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,184
<b><font color=

481
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,520
<i>with genuinely balanced reactions
to things,</i>

482
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:15,065
<i>it may be hard to understand
why we hotheads fly off the handle.</i>

483
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,775
<i>For me, it's a reasonable reaction</i>

484
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:19,486
<i>to the general blindness
of most tennis umpires.</i>

485
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,613
<i>For Devi, it's a logical response</i>

486
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,949
<i>to being betrayed
by her supposed best friends.</i>

487
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,868
<i>How could Eleanor have a boyfriend
and not tell her about it?</i>

488
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,578
<i>And why would she tell Fabiola?</i>

489
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,747
<i>Does she think Devi's too unhinged
to handle it?</i>

490
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,351
<i>Or that Devi would be jealous of her?</i>

491
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,959
<i>Do both of her friends think</i>

492
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:37,713
<i>she's just a pitiful, lonely,
wheelchair girl without a freaking dad?</i>

493
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,589
<i>- What the hell?</i>
<i>- </i><b>[DEVI SCREAMS]</b>

494
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:41,216
<b>[BOOK THUDS]</b>

495
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,260
<i>And that's how it happens, folks.</i>

496
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,137
<i>That's how we hotheads boil over.</i>

497
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,265
What was that?
What happened to the window?

498
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,516
<b>[STAMMERS]</b>
A bird hit it.

499
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:50,599
Bird?

500
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,520
This is my fault
for keeping the windows so clean.

501
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,855
Where is the poor bird?

502
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,064
It flew away.

503
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,316
<b>NALINI:</b> It flew away?

504
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:59,860
After breaking the window with its body?

505
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,360
<b>[NALINI GASPS]</b>

506
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,990
Devi, that book was blessed by God!

507
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:06,783
The bird must have done it.

508
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,411
<b>[ANGRILY]</b> Devi, you're lying
to your mother,

509
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,997
and then bringing shame
on an innocent bird?

510
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:13,707
Just leave me alone!

511
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,675
<b>[SAD MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

512
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,014
Doctor Ryan?

513
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,893
Devi, we don't have an appointment.

514
00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:34,686
I know, but I need your help.

515
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,646
Wait. Why do you look hot?

516
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,064
Do you have a date?

517
00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:40,901
Uh... yes, I do.
And don't look so shocked.

518
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:43,612
I do have a life
outside of being your therapist.

519
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,947
Not right now, you don't.
I need your help.

520
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:47,824
Okay.

521
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:49,617
What's going on?

522
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,453
Eleanor has a secret boyfriend

523
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,538
that her and Fabiola
have been keeping from me,

524
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:56,541
because they thought I was unhinged
and would have a nervous breakdown.

525
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,876
Which, it seems like you are.

526
00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,586
Yeah, I'm losing it, Doc.

527
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,090
Okay. All right.

528
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:05,466
<b>[EXHALES]</b>

529
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:09,137
Talk to me.
How does their lie make you feel?

530
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,473
It doesn't matter how it makes me feel.

531
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:12,836
It matters how it makes me look.

532
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:15,102
Well, all right.
How do you want to look?

533
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:19,356
Normal. I just want to be a normal girl,
who isn't called mean names,

534
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,274
and could actually have a boyfriend.

535
00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:24,778
I don't even care who he is,
as long as he wanted to be with me.

536
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:27,488
<b>[EXHALES DEEPLY]</b>

537
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:31,159
Devi, look, can I be honest with you?

538
00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:35,122
Having just any boyfriend,
no matter who he is,

539
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:39,251
is not gonna make you happier
or change who you are.

540
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:42,504
Trust me,
but after all you've been through,

541
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:45,632
maybe you shouldn't be so focused
on having a boyfriend.

542
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:50,095
I mean, do you really think you'd make
a good girlfriend right now?

543
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:52,889
Probably not.

544
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:54,515
Okay.

545
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:58,895
So what is it you can do this year
to succeed at something

546
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:00,647
that would actually make you happy...

547
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,941
and make you feel good about yourself?

548
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,778
<b>["COMPOSURE" BY ARGONAUT and WASP PLAYING]</b>

549
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,363
I think I know what I need to do.

550
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,741
All right. My girl.

551
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:14,161
Now get to gettin'.
I got a hot date.

552
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,163
Good luck on your date.

553
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:18,498
<b>[EXHALES DEEPLY]</b>

554
00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:24,171
<i>♪ Turn around, cause you're pretty
And I like that ♪</i>

555
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:25,254
Later, man.

556
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:31,010
Hi, Paxton.

557
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:35,807
You don't know me,
but my name is Devi Vishwakumar.

558
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:36,891
I'm a sophomore.

559
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,102
I sit behind you in history class.

560
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,147
I was also paralyzed last year?

561
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,567
Oh, okay, great.
You are familiar with that.

562
00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:47,067
So here's the thing.

563
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:48,819
I'm into you.

564
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:54,451
Like, I could name every class you've had
for the last two years.

565
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:57,996
But I won't do that.

566
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,057
And I know you'd never be my boyfriend,

567
00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:02,626
because you're you, and I'm me,

568
00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:06,213
but I was wondering
if you would ever consider...

569
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,425
<b>[STAMMERS]</b>
h--having sex with me?

570
00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:16,306
Oh, my God. I'm such an idiot.
I'm so sorry.

571
00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:18,350
- I can't believe I just did that.
- Yeah.

572
00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:20,392
Okay.

573
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:22,020
What?

574
00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:24,397
<b>McENROE:</b><i> What? That actually worked?</i>

575
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,024
<b>PAXTON:</b> Just sex, right?

576
00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:27,399
<b>DEVI:</b> Just sex.

577
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:30,946
I'm down, but I can't tonight.

578
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,782
Wow, okay!

579
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:36,117
Twist. This is surprising.

580
00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:37,744
Looking forward to it.

581
00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:39,746
Will circle back about it.

582
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,001
<b><font color=

583
00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:49,296
Okay!

584
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,091
<b>McENROE:</b> <i>Devi couldn't believe it.</i>

585
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:55,345
<i>For the first time, she had something
she wanted to write in her grief journal.</i>

586
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:02,143
<i>♪ Left you thinking in the dark ♪</i>

587
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:08,400
<i>♪ Just to make you feel unsure ♪</i>

588
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:14,489
<i>♪ Then I know you want me more ♪</i>

589
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:19,578
<i>♪ If it's hurting, hurting, hurting ♪</i>

590
00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:22,581
<i>♪ Then it's working, working, working ♪</i>

591
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:24,666
<i>♪ Oh, my God ♪</i>

592
00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:27,711
<i>♪ God ♪</i>

593
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:33,633
<i>♪ I've been playing games
With your heart ♪</i>

594
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:39,848
<i>♪ I've been playing games
With your heart ♪</i>

595
00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:46,187
<i>♪ I've been playing games
With your heart ♪</i>

596
00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:52,319
<i>♪ I've been playing games
With your heart ♪</i>

597
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,450
<i>♪ I've been playing games
With your heart ♪</i>

598
00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:02,245
<i>♪ If it's hurting, hurting, hurting ♪</i>

599
00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:06,207
<i>♪ Then it's working, working, working ♪</i>

600
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,293
<i>♪ Oh, my God ♪</i>

